Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker.  As the
doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday I'm going to buy
my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.  This way if she doesn't like the fur
coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."

As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday I'm
going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.  This way if she
doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold
bracelet."

As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my
wife a T-shirt and a vibrator.  This way if she doesn't like the T-shirt she
can go f*** herself!"