Eight things you'll never hear a man say :
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8.      Here honey, you use the remote.

7.      You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just
        too big.

6.      Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie
        I gotta see!

5.      While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4.      Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

3.      Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2.      Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1.      We never talk anymore.



Eight things you'll never hear a woman say :
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8.      What do you mean today's our anniversary?

7.      Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch
        TV.

6.      Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!

5.      Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of
        being 'just friends'

4.      Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

3.      Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to
        figure out how to get there.

2.      I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way to much for a
        designer dress.

1.      Hey, pull my finger!