It was George the mailman's last day on the job 
after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds 
of weather to the same neighborhood.  

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he 
was greeted by the whole family who roundly and 
soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way 
with a tidy gift envelope.  

At the second house, they presented him with a box 
of fine cigars.  The folks at the third house handed 
him a selection of terrific fishing lures.  

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a 
strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.  
She took him by the hand, gently led him through 
the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where 
she blew his mind with the most passionate love 
he had ever experienced!  When he had enough, 
they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant 
breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry 
waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.  When he 
was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming 
coffee.  As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill 
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.  

"All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; 
"But what's the dollar for"?  

"Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that 
today would be your last day, and that we should do 
something special for you.  I asked him what to give 
you, and he said; "Screw him.  Give him a dollar".  
"The breakfast was my idea!!"