MEMO
To: Experimental Weaponry
    Research & Development - Nuclear Hand Grenade Tests
From: Experimental Weaponry - Product Testing
Subject: Test Results

Gentlemen

Congratulations on the development of the US arsenal's
first nuclear hand grenade. As expected, your demonstration
models functioned flawlessly. All test devices detonated as
designed, hence the test must be deemed a success.

However, in light of the fact that the device can only be
thrown 25 yards, we STRONGLY SUGGEST you reduce the 100 yard
killing radius.

P.S. We suggest offering the current stock to Iran and
Iraq as part of a buy-one get-one FREE sale.