-  One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  Chicago 

 -  One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  New York  

 -  One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly  
     on accelerator:  Boston  

 -  One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: 
     California.   With gun in lap:  L.A.  

 -  Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering 
     in terror:  Ohio, but driving in California.  

 -  Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head 
     turned to talk to someone in back seat:  Italy  

 -  One hand on latt�, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on 
     brake, mind on game:  Seattle 

 -  One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between 
     both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing 
     a McDonalds bag out the window:  Texas city male  

 -  One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping 
     speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road 
     unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on 
     the left side of the road:  Texas country male 

 -  One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show 
     different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, 
     brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the 
 
     accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with     
     mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:  Texas    
     female  

 -  Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly  
    checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from 
    their own or another's car:  Colorado  

 -  One hand on steering wheel,  yelling obscenities, the other hand 
    waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful 
    eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back 
    and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not 
    to litter:  Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.  

 -  Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, 
    beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:  West  
    Virginia male.  

 -  Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and  
     who is now wearing a barrel:  Las Vegas  

 -  Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window 
     level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left 
     blinker on:  Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as 
     "no-see-um"  (or could it be Marge Simpson?)  

 -  Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a seventy mph zone 
     in the left lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right  
     turn:  New Mexico resident (as anyone who has ever driven  
     through this lovely state can attest)