Little girl goes into a toy store. Asks the salesperson, "How much is a Barbie Doll?" The salesperson replies, "They are different prices, it depends on which one you want." "Oh. How much is this Surfer Barbie?" "$19.95" "How much is Biker Barbie?" "$19.95" "How much is Malibu Barbie?" "$19.95" "How much is Divorce Barbie?" "That one is $69.95" "Wow. Why are all these other Barbie's only $20, but Divorce Barbie is $70?" "Because Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and Ken's car!"