Once a blonde went to get her hair cut, 
but she was wearing headphones. 

The stylist said, "You gotta take off your 
headphones or I can't cut your hair!" 

The blonde said, "No! I can't!  I'll just DIE 
without them!" 

So the stylist just sighed, and cut the ends of 
her hair until she fell asleep, the stylist said 
to herself, "I'll just take these off her to cut 
her hair. She won't notice." 

So the stylist did just that. After about 3 
minutes, the blond fell out of the chair, dead. 

The stylist said, "I wonder what could have 
possibly killed her?! Maybe it had something to do 
with the headphones." 

She took the blonde's headphones and put them on 
her own head, just to see what was playing. The 
headphones where repeating, "Breath in, Breath 
out."