An Anagram, you will recall, is a word or phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are
fascinating! Please remember I don't write the jokes!
1.Dormitory == Dirty Room
2.Desperation == A Rope Ends It
3.The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
4.Slot Machines == Cash Lost In 'Em
5.Animosity == Is No Amity
6.Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler
7.Snooze Alarms == No More Z's, alas.
8.Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
9.Semolina == Is No Meal
10.The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet
11.A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place
12.The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
13.Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
14.Contradiction == Accord not in it
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
15.To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in
the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
fortune.
==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns
rotten.
Politicians:
16.George Bush == He bugs Gore
17.Ronald Reagan == A darn long era
18.Spiro Agnew == Grow A Spine
19.George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
20.Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone
21.Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer
And the grand finale:
22."That's one small step for a man,
one giant leap for mankind."
-- Neil A. Armstrong
==
A thin man ran, makes a large stride,
left planet, pins flag on moon -- on to Mars!